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Anne Demotivational Poster

ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945

TAGS: anne frank
Rating: 3.38/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am
d***, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
did you know she was bi-***ual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
ax - July 26, 2008, 3:32 pm
that would be (acoording to wikipedia):`On the morning of Monday, July 6, 1942,[14] the family moved into the hiding place....on the morning of August 4, 1944, the Achterhuis was stormed by the German Security Police (Grüne Polizei) following a tip-off f
Sean - July 21, 2008, 10:48 pm
Still too soon ... or maybe not. 5 from me. What a beautiful picture.


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.

ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944

TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.22/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Ges***o blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
d*** it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am
d***!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L

I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse

TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

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MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm

60 plus years later -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
Good one.

SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.

TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry

MANNERS - When saying "It's not polite to point," just isn't enough


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


TAGS: long and tanned and young and lovely
Rating: 4.96/5

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erock - September 8, 2010, 4:55 pm
good stuff spacedog
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:26 am
this will stay on top for a while... 5+ !
5150monkeylove - September 8, 2010, 1:42 am
5 squishy little arms!
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 12:04 am
Awesome. A little international fun and money to boot. I'm glad you're back dude.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:57 pm
I'm not going to university this year. I only taking one course to get an international teaching certificate. then going to china for a year
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
First week back to the books come as a relief or dread?
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:43 pm
thanks space. I'm back from the dead. back in the city for school so i have hi speed again
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:36 pm
Hey Canada! Good to see you.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:28 pm
Wow! the quality of poster keeps going up. great poster Space!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 11:26 pm
This is perfection. A-list motifake.



NASCAR - This Is What It Would Look Like If Rednecks Were Banned

TAGS: nascar redneck banned
Rating: 3/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 6:46 am
@ first it didn't make sense but now i see you've offended people. Where i'm from we call them YUPPERS upper peninsula, and they love their country and they love their NASCAR
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:33 pm
I was being sarcastic, I'm from Georgia and I was saying that it really is hard to find a redneck that hasn't served his country.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 2:12 pm
where do you live? i can see 12 right now.
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:11 pm
Yeah cuz its hard to find a red neck that hasn't served.

TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.


CANNED CHEESEBURGER - If all you have eaten for the last three years was Mary Ann's coconuts This would be a five star dinner

TAGS: cheeseburger canned disturbing
Rating: 4.85/5

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forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:49 am
another great idea made in Germany...
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 11:40 am
So was I
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:37 am
I was waiting for a comment like that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:32 am
I could live quite happily on Mary Ann's coconut's alone.....5L


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.

RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.

GAMING - There's only one way to do it, and this isn't it.

TAGS: gaming funny backwards scanner
Rating: 3.09/5

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sniper - March 13, 2011, 5:41 pm
Sho - March 13, 2011, 2:28 pm
Kid on the floor facing the wrong way, wtf

MRS ROBINSON - You're trying to seduce-- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT??

TAGS: mrs robinson monster anne bancroft dustin hoffman mike wazowski
Rating: 3.45/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:35 am
5 Welcome back Lions

MOTIFAKE ZOMBIE - Resurrected from the land of the dead (twice). Roaming fake motivational posters in search of B-R-A-A-I-I-N-S!!

TAGS: wtfo banned but back
Rating: 3.45/5

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- February 1, 2011, 7:09 pm
It's nice to be missed (WTFO)
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 5:09 am
How fun.
- January 31, 2011, 11:22 pm
For some reason, comments never show my Peacekeeper or my name when I log in during travel. Anyway, glad to be back. (WTFO)
- January 31, 2011, 11:21 pm
I guess this poster should be updated to say (three times) now.
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:21 am
Backup has arrived!
rerun - October 29, 2009, 6:22 am

glad you are back. Love this poster, somehow it speaks to me.
WTFO - October 29, 2009, 12:40 am
Congrats on the new appointment, Aggy. I must admit, hunger has been a problem on some nights. Thanks, Canada.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:37 am
Welcome back. 3rd time's a charm!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:36 am
There's a danger of starvation here.
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 12:27 am
Love the poster!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:15 pm
Good to be back, BCD.
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
Welcome back WTFO
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 10:59 pm
Nope, I'm good and just posted my reentry into the site. Thanks again, boss.
motifake - October 28, 2009, 10:51 pm

if you still cant post in the forum email admin@motifake.com


TAGS: demotivational posters banned motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.4/5

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Derek - October 31, 2009, 6:36 am
In fact, it helps
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 4:40 am
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:37 am
LOL... dammit! Mooooo... this is all your fault, ese!
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:36 am
Mucho appreciado! Thats Spanish lingo. Heh, heh. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:28 am
Glad to have you here, dude.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:26 am
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:23 am
Bumpy start, ICEMAN.... most of us have it the same way. It is what it is. You're fine... no problem at all.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:21 am
Well, I'm sure some of you may have regarded me as such. I like to think I'm cured now. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:15 am
ICEMAN? You're calling yourself a timmy?
Buford - October 31, 2009, 2:11 am
Timmy approves.

ROSANNE BARR - She doesn't have to get loaded to be "way out there"

ZOMBIE MANNEQUINS - It's only a matter of time before they take over.

Men At Work -

Al Jazeera News America -


Remote -

TAGS: remote control tv channels
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 b***ons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 b***ons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!

The Last Boy Scout -

bad manners -

Politeness -

Tipping -

TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale


Movie Channels -

YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!

Dirty Doctor Seuss -

TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.

Fashion Statement -


TAGS: soon to be banned
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 11:48 pm
Yes, Airman is not Faceplant in disguise.
valkor - January 6, 2011, 11:40 pm
is the misspelling on purpose ?


realistically -

TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm
To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.

DOCTOR WALTER ELIAS "WALT" DISNEY - Planned the assimilation of the Marvel universe To gain access to a group of powerful mutants… And thus began a new legend…

TAGS: planned the assimilation of the marvel universe
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Thank you...
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 12:46 am
Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:42 am
How do I find out what the theme for the day is?

THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?

TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


MODS - Don't tempt them.

THE BIBLE IS NOT A SOURCE - Unless you work for the History Channel.

BANNED CLUB - Enjoy your trip...

TAGS: allyson hannigan american pie banned camp
Rating: 2.5/5

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JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 2:07 pm
Wish I was Allyson Hannigan's flute.
whatukno - December 13, 2009, 11:02 am
This one time, at band camp...

WHITE PEOPLE WITH BLACK HANDS - They are not allowed here

I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky

TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

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W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise

BOT FAIL - They are easy to spot and deny access



CHANNEL 5? - "Sir we have two personel unacounted for." "What Channel 5?"

TAGS: channel 5
Rating: 1.57/5

Useless Knowledge -

TAGS: calendar thanks loads channel 48
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2015, 5:06 am
Darude sandstorms, specifically...
JesusWept - August 4, 2015, 4:48 am
Sandstorms? 5 L's

Look! -

TAGS: canned food
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 8:59 am
tnx Edge! Luv your stuff! You always improve my day.
mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 8:56 am
with a full load and ready to fire that missile!
Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:35 pm
Nice Dizz. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2014, 6:30 pm
It's a long black tube full of seamen.

Scan Comedy -

TAGS: barcode scanner farm country
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - October 10, 2015, 10:13 am
This is one of the few times i wish i had a smartphone.
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:00 pm

What Was Real -

Mannequin -

TAGS: i mean seriously how bad does it have to be for a gosh darn mannequin to call it quits
Rating: 4.2/5

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mizzdizz - October 16, 2015, 11:49 pm
LOL! She's falling/lying down on the job! 5 L!