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ANNE FRANK - Hide and Seek Champion, 1941-1945


TAGS: anne frank
Rating: 3.38/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 25, 2010, 10:50 pm, #177738
I concur with ax. Anne Frank went into hiding in 1942, and was arrested in 1944.
Haarakkon - February 26, 2010, 1:56 am, #160844
d***, Derek. That arid extra dry sense of humor kills me. Now I'll need to get a glass of water.
Derek - February 26, 2010, 1:36 am, #160843
You'll have to update Wikipedia with your evidence
CpnKangaroo - February 25, 2010, 9:38 pm, #160810
did you know she was bi-***ual?
BOHICA - October 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #126600
awww, the Nazis took her life AND her title. That's terrible.
DarkenedAngel - October 13, 2009, 5:51 pm, #126598
wow. what a poster!
JaysynB190 - August 29, 2009, 10:31 pm, #113126
Really wrong (I even starred in the play her diary was based on) and I still smiled...good job
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 8:10 pm, #29034
Heh heh. Good one.
Nobody - October 9, 2008, 11:44 am, #26703
Kinda snarky, but I still got a giggle out of it. Overall a thumbsup.
East03 - August 15, 2008, 3:17 am, #14614
So wrong...but yet so right. I declare this to be today's winner!
ax - July 26, 2008, 3:32 pm, #11248
that would be (acoording to wikipedia):`On the morning of Monday, July 6, 1942,[14] the family moved into the hiding place....on the morning of August 4, 1944, the Achterhuis was stormed by the German Security Police (Grüne Polizei) following a tip-off f
Sean - July 21, 2008, 10:48 pm, #10610
Still too soon ... or maybe not. 5 from me. What a beautiful picture.


HISTORY CHANNEL -


TAGS: television history channel chooses ratings
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by spacedog

fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am, #250697
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm, #244348
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm, #244302
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am, #244296
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am, #244295
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am, #244292
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.32/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am, #242654
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am, #242626
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm, #242608
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm, #242597
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm, #242592
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm, #242590
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944


TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.22/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm, #246921
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Ges***o blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm, #178138
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am, #177819
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am, #177818
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am, #177816
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am, #177815
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am, #177814
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am, #177813
d*** it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am, #177812
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am, #177811
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am, #177810
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am, #177802
d***!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am, #177801
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am, #177799
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am, #177798
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am, #177793
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am, #177792
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am, #177791
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am, #177779
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am, #177772
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am, #177768
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am, #177764
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am, #177763
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am, #177759
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am, #177758
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am, #177757
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm, #177750
Pathetic.
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm, #177740
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm, #177739
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L


I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

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MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am, #227883
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am, #227872
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm, #227854
lol!


60 plus years later -




HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm, #221877
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm, #221876
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am, #221780

all 5tyle dude.


POT -


TAGS: waddaya mean no pot for the banned pot posters
Rating: 4.24/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2010, 9:38 pm, #199023
Good one.


SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.


TAGS: swordsman swordmaster granney old women pwn owned cool powerful gransmother sword china
Rating: 2.29/5

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coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:30 pm, #209024
Depends how she uses the sword. Fear factor... 1L. Beating back the 32 cats, 6,265 roaches, and tax collectors around the apartment... 4L. I like to think shes a defender of Castle Grey Skull. "She has the Power". 5L.
karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:38 pm, #172017
i found this on the interweb a while back and thought it weak subject matter so 1l sorry


MANNERS - When saying "It's not polite to point," just isn't enough




PAY ATTENTION -


TAGS: planned parenthood
Rating: 4.79/5

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Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:47 pm, #240013
thanks, nice way to start the day!
Haarakkon - October 17, 2012, 4:33 am, #240005
Wow! You've still got it, Airman. Indeed, I think you've never lost it.


FAME -


TAGS: long and tanned and young and lovely
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

erock - September 8, 2010, 4:55 pm, #192863
good stuff spacedog
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:26 am, #192774
this will stay on top for a while... 5+ !
5150monkeylove - September 8, 2010, 1:42 am, #192771
5 squishy little arms!
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 12:04 am, #192768
Awesome. A little international fun and money to boot. I'm glad you're back dude.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:57 pm, #192767
I'm not going to university this year. I only taking one course to get an international teaching certificate. then going to china for a year
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:50 pm, #192766
First week back to the books come as a relief or dread?
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:43 pm, #192763
thanks space. I'm back from the dead. back in the city for school so i have hi speed again
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:36 pm, #192762
Hey Canada! Good to see you.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:28 pm, #192758
Wow! the quality of poster keeps going up. great poster Space!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 11:26 pm, #192757
This is perfection. A-list motifake.


AHHHHH! -




EVOLUTION OF MAN -




NASCAR - This Is What It Would Look Like If Rednecks Were Banned


TAGS: nascar redneck banned
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by rerun

yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 13, 2010, 6:46 am, #157840
@ first it didn't make sense but now i see you've offended people. Where i'm from we call them YUPPERS upper peninsula, and they love their country and they love their NASCAR
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:33 pm, #157608
I was being sarcastic, I'm from Georgia and I was saying that it really is hard to find a redneck that hasn't served his country.
Bovee - February 12, 2010, 2:12 pm, #157606
where do you live? i can see 12 right now.
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 2:11 pm, #157605
Yeah cuz its hard to find a red neck that hasn't served.


TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.




GOT MILK? -




CANNED CHEESEBURGER - If all you have eaten for the last three years was Mary Ann's coconuts This would be a five star dinner


TAGS: cheeseburger canned disturbing
Rating: 4.85/5

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forseti - September 20, 2010, 3:49 am, #194672
another great idea made in Germany...
AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 11:40 am, #194469
So was I
Claire - September 19, 2010, 2:37 am, #194436
I was waiting for a comment like that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 19, 2010, 2:32 am, #194433
I could live quite happily on Mary Ann's coconut's alone.....5L


NEW TOYS TO PLAY WITH -


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Airman

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm, #232145
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am, #214068
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


RESTAURANT MANNERS - When ordering for your significant other, it is considered bad form to add 'The little lady sure likes her carbs'.




GAMING - There's only one way to do it, and this isn't it.


TAGS: gaming funny backwards scanner
Rating: 3.09/5

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sniper - March 13, 2011, 5:41 pm, #214169
Exactly.
Sho - March 13, 2011, 2:28 pm, #214162
Kid on the floor facing the wrong way, wtf


MRS ROBINSON - You're trying to seduce-- OH MY GOD!!! WHAT IS THAT??


TAGS: mrs robinson monster anne bancroft dustin hoffman mike wazowski
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Ed-Hyde - October 6, 2009, 7:35 am, #124302
5 Welcome back Lions


MOTIFAKE ZOMBIE - Resurrected from the land of the dead (twice). Roaming fake motivational posters in search of B-R-A-A-I-I-N-S!!


TAGS: wtfo banned but back
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by WTFO

- February 1, 2011, 7:09 pm, #211382
It's nice to be missed (WTFO)
agdaniele - February 1, 2011, 5:09 am, #211334
How fun.
- January 31, 2011, 11:22 pm, #211330
For some reason, comments never show my Peacekeeper or my name when I log in during travel. Anyway, glad to be back. (WTFO)
- January 31, 2011, 11:21 pm, #211329
I guess this poster should be updated to say (three times) now.
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 10:21 am, #131760
Backup has arrived!
rerun - October 29, 2009, 6:22 am, #131743

glad you are back. Love this poster, somehow it speaks to me.
WTFO - October 29, 2009, 12:40 am, #131675
Congrats on the new appointment, Aggy. I must admit, hunger has been a problem on some nights. Thanks, Canada.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:37 am, #131674
Welcome back. 3rd time's a charm!
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:36 am, #131673
There's a danger of starvation here.
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 12:27 am, #131671
Love the poster!
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:15 pm, #131640
Good to be back, BCD.
BoneCD - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm, #131636
Welcome back WTFO
WTFO - October 28, 2009, 10:59 pm, #131629
Nope, I'm good and just posted my reentry into the site. Thanks again, boss.
motifake - October 28, 2009, 10:51 pm, #131628

if you still cant post in the forum email admin@motifake.com


DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS -


TAGS: demotivational posters banned motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.4/5

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Derek - October 31, 2009, 6:36 am, #132590
In fact, it helps
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 4:40 am, #132585
arriba!
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:37 am, #132559
LOL... dammit! Mooooo... this is all your fault, ese!
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:36 am, #132557
Mucho appreciado! Thats Spanish lingo. Heh, heh. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:28 am, #132543
Glad to have you here, dude.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:26 am, #132539
Cool.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:23 am, #132536
Bumpy start, ICEMAN.... most of us have it the same way. It is what it is. You're fine... no problem at all.
ICEMAN - October 31, 2009, 2:21 am, #132534
Well, I'm sure some of you may have regarded me as such. I like to think I'm cured now. ;)
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 2:15 am, #132526
ICEMAN? You're calling yourself a timmy?
Buford - October 31, 2009, 2:11 am, #132522
Timmy approves.


ROSANNE BARR - She doesn't have to get loaded to be "way out there"




ZOMBIE MANNEQUINS - It's only a matter of time before they take over.




Men At Work -




Al Jazeera News America -




HISTORY LEGACY -




Remote -


TAGS: remote control tv channels
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 19, 2013, 11:33 am, #249815
The original "clicker" by Zenith had 4 b***ons. The most basic late 90's version by Zenith had 26 b***ons. And then there's today's remotes. Why can't they keep it simple?
JesusWept - September 19, 2013, 1:59 am, #249796
My neighbor's ex accidently(?) took the remote with her when she moved out. He had to drive almost 2 hours to get it. I wouldn't be surprised if she did it on purpose. Hell has no fury.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2013, 10:50 pm, #249784
I don't have any remotes, but I've answered late night calls on my wireless mouse a few times.
chickenlittle - September 18, 2013, 10:39 pm, #249782
Funny and true! Ours is way smaller than that.. am I the only one who's ever left their house with the remote in their hand thinking it was their cell phone?
MashiMashi - September 18, 2013, 12:31 pm, #249763
slid inbetween the sofa cushions where the b***ons are pushed draining the battery
MissPriss - September 18, 2013, 10:23 am, #249762
5L's of gratitude...where'd ya find it? Now hand it over!


bad manners -




The Last Boy Scout -




Politeness -




Tipping -


TAGS: stripper tipping canned foods mad
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 20, 2013, 11:20 pm, #251627
Damm, missed the four for a dollar sale


SLAIN -




Movie Channels -




YOINK! - Quick Fred! Grab the... never mind. #@*%. What are we still doing here? Why did I listen to you? Ice fishing... bah!




Dirty Doctor Seuss -


TAGS: toronto canada woman wants children book banned in library violence and innuendo
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 11:12 am, #254582
What...the ban or hopping on pop?
steve1961 - May 2, 2014, 10:10 am, #254576
Luckily, the TPL rejected the idea immediately.


Fashion Statement -




THE 1L BOMBER -


TAGS: soon to be banned
Rating: 4.33/5

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ICEMAN - January 6, 2011, 11:48 pm, #209316
Yes, Airman is not Faceplant in disguise.
valkor - January 6, 2011, 11:40 pm, #209315
is the misspelling on purpose ?


GOING SOME PLACE NEVER BEEN BEFORE -




realistically -


TAGS: organizer day planner same old same old it can happen to anyone plans
Rating: 3.5/5

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Silverheart - November 15, 2013, 6:46 pm, #251041
To quote a Nine Inch Nails song... I think that I can see the future, because I repeat the same routine. Good'n, CoC.


DOCTOR WALTER ELIAS "WALT" DISNEY - Planned the assimilation of the Marvel universe To gain access to a group of powerful mutants… And thus began a new legend…


TAGS: planned the assimilation of the marvel universe
Rating: 3.33/5

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Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #176506
Thank you...
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 12:46 am, #176504
http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9375
Chef - May 18, 2010, 12:42 am, #176503
How do I find out what the theme for the day is?


THE MUTANT SON OF JACK LALANNE - Despite The Banging Of Barbells, Carrot Top Was Never Sacrificed To The Gods Who Said The Godfather Of Fitness Didn't Have A Heart?


TAGS: lalanne godfather fitness mutant ginger
Rating: 3.33/5

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lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 8:31 pm, #232695

I think the heavy eye makeup is a festive touch~~along with the ever-so-light touch with the pink lipstick. I'd write more, but I'm shuddering~~~


OBEY YOUR MASTER -




MODS - Don't tempt them.




THE BIBLE IS NOT A SOURCE - Unless you work for the History Channel.




BANNED CLUB - Enjoy your trip...


TAGS: allyson hannigan american pie banned camp
Rating: 2.5/5

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JLBachs - April 3, 2010, 2:07 pm, #169158
Wish I was Allyson Hannigan's flute.
whatukno - December 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #145228
This one time, at band camp...


WHITE PEOPLE WITH BLACK HANDS - They are not allowed here




I LOVE THE MOUNTAINS - I love the clear blue sky


TAGS: discovery channel space mountains sky
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by ninja

W - May 4, 2009, 12:06 am, #77555
Where are the conspiracy theorists who contend that the space shuttle doesn't exist because you can't see the stars in this picture just like in the "faked" moon landing pics?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 3:30 am, #28899
Yeah, nobody wants to be Nasa's 'Oops' guy.
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 1:57 am, #28873
i always htought that would be kinda cool, if they came and pickedme up again. but in the back of my mind i KNOW that if i do it, the gravity of Earth would pull me screaming and burning to my demise


BOT FAIL - They are easy to spot and deny access




YUM YUM YUM -




I'M ON TO YOU -




CHANNEL 5? - "Sir we have two personel unacounted for." "What Channel 5?"


TAGS: channel 5
Rating: 1.57/5


Useless Knowledge -


TAGS: calendar thanks loads channel 48
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - August 4, 2015, 5:06 am, #262251
Darude sandstorms, specifically...
JesusWept - August 4, 2015, 4:48 am, #262250
Sandstorms? 5 L's


Look! -


TAGS: canned food
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 8:59 am, #257891
tnx Edge! Luv your stuff! You always improve my day.
mizzdizz - November 14, 2014, 8:56 am, #257890
with a full load and ready to fire that missile!
Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:35 pm, #257882
Nice Dizz. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 11, 2014, 6:30 pm, #257857
It's a long black tube full of seamen.


What Was Real -




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